Spencer Pratt

I just had one of those waking dream moments and in it I’m walking somewhere and Spensor Pratt and Heidi Montag pass me and stop me and ask me if i know who they are. I do, but I say that I don’t and they get, like I thought they would, pissed. He starts to go on about how he’s going to be the next Brad Pitt and she’s going to be a star. I just continue to pretend not to know them and they get angrier and more beligerant until he pushes me a little. So then I get pissed and punch him in the face and he cries. There happens to be a cop nearby who vouches that I didn’t start anything. It makes me happy.

I mean, really? Who the fuck are these people and why the hell should I care? The comments that he’s made have been astounding in their utter stupidity. His naked, and lets admit it – not attractive wife, is art but Picasso isn’t? It’s nice to have someone other than Jon Gossilin (I can’t be bothered to check the spelling on that) in the news but these people are just so incredibly stupid and vapid. Do they know that NO ONE cares about them? That America is just watching them and laughing. I want to get in their heads and find out how deliusional they are about themselves. I want them to go away.

Began to post the journal archives so you will soon be able to read many years of my crazy insane rambling. Wheeeeee.